An insight in to the life of a man-child!

Steev was raised in the wilds of Africa, by a pack of nomadic goats. He overcame adversity and hard living before moving to Scotland, where he began a successful career as an arse double for Edward Woodward before his sad demise.

Now living in Aberdeen city, Steev spends his spare time masturbating into socks, and kicking puppies into oncoming traffic.